I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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