are you so shy because you have an std?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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