What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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