We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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