I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm getting married
To pizza
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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