Four minutes until I can fart!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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