Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
