i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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