So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize