do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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