using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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