why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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