I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i came on her dog
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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