Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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