Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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