Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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