Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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