I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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