I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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