Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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