i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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