I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
