Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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