How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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