Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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