i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
