Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
