hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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