Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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