dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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