I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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