Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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