oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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