that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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