Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
