He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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