Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Drake has all the answers
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
