I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She's JV to your varsity
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
