David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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