I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
