There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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