Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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