Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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