What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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