did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i think i have herpe
just one?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
