I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
one might say we're banned from that church
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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