I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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