Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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