Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
