me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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