is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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