if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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