Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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